mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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