Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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