Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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