Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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