Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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