I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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