Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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