I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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