And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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