i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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