we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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