Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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