Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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