So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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