How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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