it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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