Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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