spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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