Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He better not be in your backpack
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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