so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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