But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This can only be settled by a dance off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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