Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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