This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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