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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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