I feel like abortions should bother me more
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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