Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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