I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
