Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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