Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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