I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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