i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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