you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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