he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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