shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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