idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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