Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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