talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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