Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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