I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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