dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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