This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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