I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
