Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
