before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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