I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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