I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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