My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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