I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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