i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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