The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm like, not good at living.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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