I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think your dad took our porno
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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