Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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