Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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