i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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