i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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