soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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