I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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