possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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